Via the CNET UK:
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he’s from the future
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
Rather too much tweed, indeed. Mr. Cole claimed to be from the future, and seeking fuel for his “time machine power unit” (better known in America as a “flux capacitor”).
Seriously good stuff. How can I get an interview with Mr. Cole? I have many questions about the future.